Funny Jokes “Free Sex, Sex is Zero”
A man tells his girlfriend:
“Babe, tonight let’s try something new — you be the teacher, I’ll be the student.”
She smiles: “Okay, take off your pants.”
He does.
She laughs: “Hmm… looks like you’re going to need a LOT of extra classes.”
Sex Condom
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
One is a Goodyear… the other is a great year.
Teacher roleplay
She says: “Take out your pencil.”
He pulls it out.
She laughs: “Oh honey… that’s not even long enough for multiple choice.”
Cop roleplay
She says: “You’re under arrest.”
He asks: “For what?”
She: “Possession of a small weapon.”
Boss/Employee roleplay
Boss: “You’re late again.”
Employee: “Sorry, traffic was terrible.”
Boss: “Good… now get under my desk and make up for lost time.”
Teacher Student Sex Roleplay
“Let’s roleplay — I’ll be the strict teacher, you’ll be the naughty student.”
He says: “Okay, what happens if I fail the exam?”
She smirks: “Then you’ll have to do oral… presentations.”