Funny Jokes “Doggy Style, Cat Style”
Doggy style
She said: “Let’s do it doggy style.”
I said: “Woof, woof.”
She: “No, you idiot — I mean turn me around!”
Cat style
Her: “Do me like a cat.”
Him: scratches her back, bites her neck, then disappears for three days.
Rabbit style 🐇
She: “Be my bunny tonight.”
He: “Cute and fluffy?”
She: “No, quick and nonstop.”
He: “Careful what you wish for… rabbits hump like 50 times, but each round is about 5 seconds.”
Lion style
He whispered: “Tonight I’ll be a lion.”
She asked: “Strong and wild?”
He said: “No… I’ll do it once, then sleep for 20 hours.”
Panda style 🐼
She: “Do me like a panda.”
He: “Aw, cute and cuddly?”
She: “Yes.”
He: “Well then, once a year… if I feel like it.”
Horse Style 🐎
She: “Babe, I want you to do me like a horse.”
He slaps her ass once.
She: “No, not that! I meant go hard and long!”
He: “Sorry baby… if I really do it horse-style, we’ll be done in under a minute.”