Tomb raider jokes
Bryce: What's that smell?
Lara Croft: Five AM
Manfred Powell: Into the belly of the beast.
Alex West: And out of the demon's ass.
Lara Croft: Was it programmed to stop before it took my head off?
Bryce: Ah well... that would be a... no.
Terry Sheridan: Croft.
Lara Croft: Hello, Terry.
Terry Sheridan: So, what do you think of my new place? It's not quite Croft Manor.
[Lara pulls out a key]
Terry Sheridan: What? A key to your heart?
Lara Croft: To a flat in Zurich. You can pick another city, if you want. Your record will be expunged, your citizenship restored.
Terry Sheridan: By?
Lara Croft: MI6.
Terry Sheridan: MI6? Now, does that make me Faust or the Devil?
Lara Croft: Well, you can pick one, because MI6 is also arranging for a new identity.
Kosa: Do you ever do anything the easy way?
Lara Croft: And risk disappointing you?
Nicholas Petraki: Hey, Lara, what do you say to two handsome Greek partners?
Lara Croft: Well, when you find two, let me know!
Lara Croft: I'm not leaving you because I couldn't kill you. I'm leaving you because I could.
Hillary: Perhaps you gentlemen would like some tea while you wait?
Lara Croft: No, they wouldn't. Tea is for guests. The door is for intruders.
Lu Ren: Some men like dangerous women.
Lara Croft: Some men are foolish.