Pacific rim jokes

It just hit me. Pacific Rim is a great name for an Asian porno

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"Pacific Rim" is about a robotic Chris Brown who assaults women in nightclubs.

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I can't tell the difference between the robots in "Pacific Rim" and the robotic acting in "Grown Ups 2."

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Me: John is probably going to play Stacker Pentecost when he was younger.

The boy: Who?

Me: Idris Elba's character in Pacific Rim

The boy: THOSE CHARACTERS HAD NAMES?

Me: Um...

The boy: I thought he was just Military Dude. Are you trying to tell me Male Protagonist had a real name.

Me: Yeah... Raleigh Becket

The boy: That sounds fake.

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