Knock Knock jokes

Who's there?

Doris.

Doris who?

The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?

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Who’s there?

Icing.

Icing who?

Icing (choose your favorite song and sing it with full gusto and volume).

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Who's there?

To.

To who?

No, it should always be “to whom”.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the village idiot's residence.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To hunt somebody down.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

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Who’s there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita little love and understanding.

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Who’s there?

Maia.

Maia who?

Maiabilities are too great for such stupid jokes.

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Who’s there?

Lena.

Lena who?

Lena bit closer and I will show you.

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Who’s there?

Value.

Value who?

Value be mine to cherish and to hold?

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Who’s there?

Suspense.

Suspense who?

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