Die jokes

 Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?"


"So you can all be really sad when I die."

 

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 A detective asks a woman:"So, your husband hanged himself?"

Woman replies: "Yes, that is correct."
The suspicious detective continues:"But why does he have all those bruises on his head?"

"The old fool used an elastic rope!"

 

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